Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’
I hope senpai bonds with me
*ring ring!* Moshi moshi, phenylalanine-san
Am I the only one waiting for a Komaeda/Dangan Ronpa joke to come from this?
A Tour of a Cinderella Castle Suite
Want to stay the night there so bad.
when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like
I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
I don’t remember this
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
Is Caesar going to die
no spoilers please
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